Liberty Reborn

Any connoisseur of quintessential American comedic culture has seen the film Animal House and is intimately familiar with the exploits of Delta Tau Chi House at Faber College. As the, “worst house on campus,” the fraternity is an assortment of slackers, misfits and childish sorts more interested in debauchery and partying than learning. Because of this the Deltas run afoul of the College administration time and again and are expelled.

So here I am, getting ready for a nice long weekend with my family and preparing to take a break from politics when wouldn’t you know it? Something happens that is just so stupid, so arrogant and so off the wall that I am drawn to scrap my plans not to write an article this week and hit the keyboard running. Thank you Senator Graham for helping to add to my workload.

A green skinned man with silver eyes who stands 7’4″ tall and weighs 275 lbs walks into a bank, pulls a gun and demands all the money in the vault.  He escapes and elude police who arrive as quickly as they can.  What would the APB put on on this criminal sound like?  Well, that depends on whether or not you are a liberal.

Shhh don’t speak the truth to liberals for they will wilt before it. I am still getting a lot of bizarre and, as is usual, wholly uneducated emails from liberals railing against Rand Paul and his comments regarding the Civil Rights Act. Based on these emails and the lies contained within them you would think that Rand Paul had said that slavery was a great thing and that people should be oppressed by government based on the color of their skin if it happens to be too dark.

Sonya Sotomayor has become a household name now that she has been nominated to fill a vacancy on the United States Supreme Court. A Hispanic Woman who we are constantly told has a wonderful back-story, Sotomayor’s qualifications for the job are often not even discussed in depth. When her qualifications are discussed, they are often lied about. When they cannot be lied about, the lack of her ability that is apparent is poo pooed.

The full court press by the apocalyptic Church Of Man Made Global Warming continues. The time remaining to convince people that man is warming the Earth is precariously slipping away and the sands in the hour glass are running out without much headway having been made except among the political elite controlling the levers and switches of government and the mindless sheep seeking a cause to believe in no matter how wrong that cause is.

Wednesday night my wife was flipping through the channels while I was diligently working on some website updates and our daughter was busy, well, being an eighteen month old and causing general havoc in preparation for her Wednesday night bath. When to what did my wife’s eyes and my ears draw our attention to? None other that Barack Obama as a Jeopardy category that’s what.

Barack Obama wants his family to have a dog, something that is rather a tradition for the first family in the White House. Much like Obama has sent out an incredibly detailed questionnaire for potential employees of his administration, I can now reveal that he has a similar questionnaire for all of the candidates of First Dog.

The popular phrase used to describe John McCain’s presidential aspirations has been the “Straight Talk Express”. According to the popular myth, John McCain “tells it like it is” and lets you know exactly where he stands. Those that have bought into this myth have flocked to John McCain as someone they can trust. Others have been scared onto his campaign, accepting him as by far the lesser of two evils.

Recently here in Pennsylvania the anti-smokers have been on the march waging their usual campaign against private property rights. On radio they have been running ads featuring two fictitious anti-smokers sitting in a restaurant having a nice chat, ordering waffles and bemoaning how they like the food but hate the evil, vile, disgusting smokers that the owners have the gall to allow in the restaurant and breathe the same air as they are. They then revert to the typical canard of the government should “do something”.