I am watching an episode of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. He is in a vegetarian restaurant. Why is it that vegetarians spend so much time trying to make their food of choice taste like the food they claim to not like? Fake shrimp, fake pork, etc are on the menu.
Come on! Either you want to eat meat or you don’t want to eat meat! If you want to eat grass and roots then accept that they taste like grass and roots and stop trying to fool yourself.
Here is what the conclusion must be. Vegetarians love the taste of meat. So just give in to the “dark side” and eat it for crying out loud!