A very religious man climbs to the top of the tallest mountain. He raises his hands up to the Heavens and shouts, “Praise be to you oh Lord! For you are truly great! You are the Creator of all! The great Law Giver! Hallelujah!”
There is a crack of lightening and then a booming voice responds, “Oh, stop … you are making me blush!”
The man replies, “No oh Lord it is true! Surely you must know how great you are!”
The booming voice responds, “Well, I admit, I am good but …”
“But what oh most powerful Lord?” the man asks.
The booming voice sighs, “… but I am no Barack Obama.”
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