DUH DUH DUHHHHH! Captain Chaos!

Anyone who ever watched the movie Cannonball Run knows the character Captain Chaos, the bumbling superhero alter ego to Dom Dom Deluise’s character, Victor Prinzim, in the movie. Today we have a new Captain Chaos by the looks of things. And he isn’t a lovable, bumbling do-gooder either. No, today’s Captain Chaos is none other than President Barack Obama, liberal extraordinaire.

Whatever our President touches turns to ruin. And apparently, upset over Obamacare being essentially killed by the election of Scott Brown, a Republican, to replace the late Teddy Kennedy, as a far left and incompetent Democrat, Captain Chaos has apparently decided to wreck havoc on the country as punishment.

Following the election of Mr. Brown, Mr. Chaos began laying out plans to upset the banking system in the United States leading to what is now a major downward loss in the markets over the past few days over fears and uncertainty.

The global banking industry was thrown into turmoil on Thursday after President Barack Obama , responding to public rage over the financial crisis, proposed the most far-reaching overhaul of Wall Street since the 1930s.

In reforms that could force the restructuring of some of the biggest names in US finance, including JPMorgan Chase and Goldman Sachs, Mr Obama promised that “never again will the American taxpayer be held hostage by a bank that is too big to fail”.

So wait, after signing on to bailing out the banks when all reasoned souls were screaming not to do it and to let them fail instead, now Mr. Chaos, President Obama, is saying what we were saying before? That no bank should be considered too big to fail?

You’re welcome Mr. President. Maybe had you listened to me and many others to begin with like you should have the problem of massive amounts of tax payer dollars being thrown around unconstitutionally could have been avoided. And maybe if you and your fellow travelers had not sown the seeds of the economic system’s collapse over the past decades we wouldn’t be in this position now. Oh, wait … I forgot … it is all George Bush’s fault according to President Obama.

Of course, Mr. Chaos still doesn’t get it. His solution is more regulation and more government control. Hey, can someone please show me where that power is granted in the Constitution? Anyone? I have been asking for nearly a decade now! And I want to see explicit language that states it. The wishful thinking and twists of logic and words that liberals normally use to create such authority that does not exist is not acceptable.

I have to say that because invariably I will get the same tired emails from the left claiming that the General Welfare Clause or the Commerce Clause or some other clause that doesn’t support such powers actually supports them. And of course when I ask for such a broad definition from an actual founding father who wrote or defended the Constitution they fall deathly silent and slink away.

I am just covering all the bases here so you are aware of the ground rules moving forward IF you choose to attempt the challenge. A word of friendly advice though, smarter people than you have tried and all failed. So you really don’t stand much of a chance. Just go back to cursing capitalism and blaming Bush and Cheney for everything while locked in your little room blogging on your own meaningless site that no one visits.

But back to the latest from Captain Chaos here. President Obama is flexing his muscles to make sure we all remember who he thinks he is and that he can bring the economy to a halt and our 401ks to their knees just by merely suggesting his plans for our future.

Enough! It is time for Captain Chaos to stop!

But he won’t. He has too many big plans for this country and wants to remake it in the image he desires where he and other liberals can punish us poor peons for daring to defy him and his will.

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