Let’s Get Bipartisan On Their Asses

In the spirit of “bipartisanship,” something Obama claims to be for, I have a simple proposal for how to move this country forward that I wish to share. It is simple. I propose that all red states will be governed under conservative principles while all blue states will be forced to live under liberal principles.

As such taxes will be cut in all red states while raised in all blue states. Federal Welfare programs will be ended in all red states while they will be increased in all blue states. Red states will be allowed to drill for oil on their own lands while blue states will be required to import all the oil they choose to consume. Murdering babies in the womb will be illegal in all red states but legal, if not mandatory, in all blue states.

It is so simple! And everyone regardless of political ideology should be able to get behind it!

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