With the world financial markets continuing to struggle, we learned one thing Tuesday as Barack Obama ascended to the Presidency and he immaculated all over everyone in attendance. We learned that, to be certain, the mere presence of President Obama and his voice speaking words is not enough to help cure the financial mess that liberals have gotten us into over many decades of violating basic rules of economics. Many liberals were heard moaning as the markets opened lower and continued down even after the Messiah, who they thought would pay their mortgages and fill their gas tanks, gave a vacuous inaugural address filled with platitude after platitude. At the end of the day the DJIA finished down over 300 points even as Obama tried to lift it up with lofty rhetorical gyrations.
Now as they wipe the immaculate off their faces they are left stunned wondering when he will perform his first of many promised miracles.

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