Liberty Reborn

Idiots and ignoramouses abound in America. On Black Friday, two men got into a gun fight at a Toys R Us and shot each other. The reason for the scuffle is still a mystery but appears to have happened after the women they were with started into a scuffle. Both men died.

It happens every year; thousands upon millions of self-indulged, me, me, me types line up outside of stores at God awful hours the day after Thanksgiving hoping to be one of the luck few to be able to pick up a limited number of $50 laptops or $200 52″ LCD flat panel televisions.

I’ve been getting more than my usual amount of email about the topic of guns lately so I thought I would answer a couple of the more common questions here on the site. I have summarized the most common questions below.

Dear Charlotte, Even though you are far too young yet to understand this letter, and you are rightfully more interested in seeing how much noise you can make by throwing all of our pots and pans on the floor, I wanted to let you know that I am sorry.

Obama’s moonbat base is getting worried. They are worried that Obama is going to put far to many people into his administration that actually, gasp, believe that war is indeed sometimes the answer:

Reporting from Washington — Antiwar groups and other liberal activists are increasingly concerned at signs that Barack Obama’s national security team will be dominated by appointees who favored the Iraq invasion and hold hawkish views on other important foreign policy issues.

A lot of readers are asking what happens if it turns out that Barack Obama is indeed not really a natural born citizen of the United States as is required for him to be eligible for the presidency. Many of you are thinking that this will mean that McCain will become the President by default but I do not think that this is true.

Lord, our merciful Father in Heaven, we come before you this day to give thanks for the many blessings you have bestowed upon us. We are thankful that you have blessed us this past year and that while we may have at times wanted, all that we have needed you have provided.

Dear God in Heaven above! There is so much denial going on right now among Conservatives that I feel like I have just arrived at an AA meeting where there are bunch of first timers, who have been dragged there by their friends and family, and are shouting about how they, “don’t have a problem.”

The Catholic Church seems ready to actually fight liberals for a change and do so with a full steam ahead attitude. Cardinal Stafford delivered the latest assault on the shallowness of liberal thought and their anti-Christian values:

Al Franken and the liberals have found a ballot to challenge in his race against Norm Coleman for Senate. Yup – one! And the ballot is clearly marked for Coleman at that.