Liberty Reborn

Boy, I tell you – there are a lot of people out there that can’t recognize sarcasm and symbolism when it is staring them straight in the face. My column last week (A Hooters Girl In Every Bed) has brought some of the absolute dumbest emails I have ever gotten sent to my mailbox.

If the Earth is warming how come we are still getting the normal snowfall that occurs this time of year in Vermont? Shouldn’t this not be happening?

It used to be in America that if you wanted to be a lawyer, a doctor or even a banker that you could be. However, if you were a lawyer who didn’t know the law and lost every case, were a doctor whose patients died more often than not or a banker that made poor investment choices, the market would take care of the problem and you would be liable for malpractice in the courts. We’ve come a long way from that sort of liberty.

A friend of mine yesterday (on Memorial Day) asked me a question that was important in her mind. She asked me, “Why are we still in Iraq after all this time? I support our troops and their mission, you know that, but it seems like we have been there a long time to train the Iraqis to stand up for themselves. I don’t think it should be taking this long? Do you?”

Well, what do you expect? Of course you’re going to get a migraine having to deal with the liberal infestation that is New York state.

I have a message to all our brave men and women of the armed services that email me each week. That message is talk to your families and friends and acquaintances and talk some sense into them. A new Rasmussen poll tells some important and disturbing stories.

Well, John McCain needs to do something to woo conservatives to his camp for the November election. Perhaps a VP more conservative than him will do? Too bad that doesn’t look likely:

Liberals want you to believe that it is the oil companies that are gouging you at the pump. Their 8-11 cents on the dollar profit margin is small compared to other industries and considering all the regulations they have to deal with to bring you a product you demand. Then of course there are all the speculators driving up the cost and having to deal with tin horned despots all around the world who are important for no other reason than they sit on deposits of Black Gold.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that someone (probably Rush Limbaugh) must have said something about Barack Obama being an “illegitimate” nominee if he wins the nomination and the votes in Florida and Michigan are not counted at the Democratic Party’s Convention.

See, there is a cure for liberalism! We can bring the braindead back!