Liberty Reborn

Yes, the moonbats are out in force and each day hitting my email box. Here are some of the more humorous/ignorant comments I have gotten in the past week.

Billy comments:

I just read your stupid article about how stupid things spread aouround the internet fast and how there are so many ilies aout there. Nice try to convince the people tht the NAZIs’ were n’t right wing. Talk about spreeding lies!  FYI YOU RETARD THERE WAS NO LORD HELMET IN SPACEBALLS! HIS MANE WAS DARK HELMET!

The article Billy here is referring to is an older one name “Idiocy At the Speed of Ludicrous” where I even point out that the NAZI party stood for the “National Socialist German Workers’ Party”. Please note the term “socialist”.

Now if you are a communist I am sure that “socialists” are indeed “right wing” in your eyes.

Also please note that despite his screed and attempt to discredit what I wrote the character’s name in Spaceballs was indeed “Lord/Dark Helmet”. He was referred to as both “Lord Helmet” and “Dark Helment” just as the character he was based on (Darth Vader from Star Wars) was referred to as both “Darth” Vader and “Lord” Vader.

I guess Billy didn’t take his meds.

Jack writes:

You’re claim that the economy doesn duck because people are going to Disney world is stupid. Anyone makeing that claim is being paid to make it.

I suppose that Jack is one of those people that often runs off on vacation when, as we are led to believe, he is worried about where his next paycheck is coming from. Jack is taking issue with my article last week entitled, “Economy Sucks? We’re Going to Disney World!”

I wish Jack would please tell me when my check is going to arrive and who is paying me so I can spot it the instant it hits my mailbox.

Sara writes:

I’m going to vote for Bill Clinton because he is hte only person that can save this country from George Bushes stupid policies.

Two problems there Sara. One, Bill Clinton isn’t running for President. Two, even if he were he couldn’t serve the term because he has already served the Constitutional limit of two terms.

Kimmy writes:

Now that Senator Kennedy has cancer and might die you can take fown tohose stupid t-shirts you sell insulting him and show him some respect please?

Oh, Kimmy must mean our best selling Chappaquiddick Triathlon design featuring a reminder about Senator Ted Kennedy’s little drunk driving accident in which not only did he kill a woman, but actually left her to die upside down in the creek bed.

The answer is no. I will not stop selling them. We’ve been selling them for years and the fact that he now has cancer is a lame excuse to try and silence criticism of his actions.

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