Liberty Reborn

You are if: You are perfectly healthy but yet so damn lazy that you need to wait for an elevator to go up or down one flight of stairs and think that everyone else on the elevator should deal with your own laziness. You would rather toss your cigarette butt out your car window than use your own ashtray for whatever reason. Double this if you are driving a “Prius” or other hybrid and trying to pretend you care about the environment.

As groups get bigger I swear their collective intelligence decreases. Nothing could be a truer example of this than one of the largest groups in America, the American Association of Retired Persons. Often affectionately known as the AARP I prefer to call them the Anti-American Retired Persons because I believe in truth in advertising.

Hey dude, what’s up! I see you managed to give in to your vanity, finally pick up some of that “Just for Islamic Wackos” and take care of that gray beard of yours. It really wasn’t very distinguished anyway. Are they paying you well for your promotion of their product? I should warn you however that they do use pig fat in the manufacturing of the product.

Thomas Jefferson wrote in his autobiography that, “Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread.” And boy was he ever right on that. Because since the time he wrote those words we have seen what happens when governments dictate to the people how to “sow” and when to “reap”. What’s that? You want a list?